Definitive Ranking of Nuts

This will likely be the most divisive thing that I have ever written here, but it’s time to get this off my chest.

In Order of All Around Awesomeness

1. Macadamias
2. Cashews
3. Pistachios
4. Peanuts
5. Brazil Nuts
6. Almonds

• And sometimes, hazelnuts.

Pecans are trash. Come at me.